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Aug 10 2015, 11:42 PM
As of this posting, the Beacon school dance will have it's main thread posted exactly (the term is used loosely here) one week from today.
In character, posters'll be hung up pretty much everywhere around schooll advertising the event, so not knowing is no excuse. Non-student characters may attend as a guest of someone from the school, ie. faculty or enrolled students.
The running theme is a masquerade ball, and formal attire (and masks) will probably be expected. Lucky one can rent suits, right?
EDIT: Due to some unforeseen constraints, the starting date will be pushed back until such a time as more people are available.
Jul 26 2015, 08:36 PM
|[8:53:06 PM] Ogaman: Did you guys hear about the dude who had his entire left side cut off?|
[8:53:06 PM] Ogaman: He's all right now
[8:53:11 PM] Roughhouse: That it's your favorite?
[8:53:26 PM] Kenji!: Oh
[8:53:27 PM] Kenji!: OH
[8:53:32 PM] Kenji!: A book fell on my head today
[8:53:39 PM] Roughhouse: Here we go
[8:53:41 PM] Kenji!: I have no one to blame but my shelf
[8:53:55 PM] Ogaman: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
[8:53:59 PM] Kenji!: Its
[8:54:01 PM] Ogaman: it's impossible to put down
[8:54:02 PM] Kenji!: Impossible
[8:54:03 PM] Kenji!: ^^
[8:54:05 PM] Kenji!: YUP
[8:54:06 PM] Ogaman: (heart)
[8:54:12 PM] ObliviMancer: i took a pearl from an oyster
[8:54:20 PM] Kenji!: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
[8:54:20 PM] ObliviMancer: but it made me feel shellfish
[8:54:21 PM] Kenji!: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
[8:54:33 PM] Ogaman: I used to be a banker
[8:54:36 PM] Ogaman: But I lost interest
[8:54:38 PM] Kenji!: HAH
[8:54:43 PM] Kenji!: Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
[8:55:01 PM] Kenji!: He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
[8:55:03 PM] Ogaman: I don't trust stairs
[8:55:07 PM] Ogaman: They're always up to something
[8:55:08 PM] arya.mason: xD
[8:55:35 PM] Kenji!: Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft
[8:55:36 PM] Ogaman: My friend's bakery burnt to the ground last night
[8:55:36 PM] Kenji!: and I'll show you A-flat minor.
[8:55:40 PM] Ogaman: Now his business is toast
[8:55:47 PM] Kenji!: Hahaha
[8:55:55 PM] Kenji!: I did a theatrical performance about puns.
[8:55:57 PM] Kenji!: Really it was just a play on words.
[8:56:11 PM] arya.mason: arya.mason just sits and watches
[8:56:21 PM] Roughhouse: Roughhouse joins her
[8:56:23 PM] Kenji!: My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits.
[8:56:24 PM] Kenji!: She is a real knitwit.
[8:56:38 PM] Ogaman: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
[8:56:53 PM | Edited 8:56:58 PM] Kenji!: When Peter Pan punches they Neverland
[8:57:24 PM | Edited 8:57:29 PM] Kenji!: When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon they gave him the cold shoulder.
[8:57:28 PM] Ogaman: Police were called to a daycare to deal with a three-year-old
[8:57:32 PM] Ogaman: He was resisting a rest
[8:57:35 PM] Kenji!: Heheheheh
[8:57:45 PM] Kenji!: The experienced carpenter really nailed it
[8:57:51 PM] Kenji!: But the new guy screwed everything up.
[8:58:00 PM] Ogaman: heh
[8:58:02 PM] Ogaman: I saw what you did there
[8:58:16 PM] Kenji!: I was going to buy a book on phobias.
[8:58:20 PM] Kenji!: But I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
[8:58:36 PM] ObliviMancer: ObliviMancer is dying
[8:58:48 PM] Kenji!: It was an emotional wedding.
[8:58:49 PM] Kenji!: Even the cake was in tiers.
[8:59:14 PM] Ogaman: Need an ark to save 2 of every animal? I Noah guy
[8:59:19 PM] Ogaman: How does Moses make his coffee?
[8:59:22 PM] Ogaman: Hebrews it
[8:59:25 PM] Kenji!: Heheh
[8:59:42 PM] Kenji!: Time flies like an arrow.
[8:59:44 PM] Kenji!: Fruit flies like a banana.
[8:59:49 PM] Ogaman: YES
[8:59:58 PM] Ogaman: That was a good pear of puns
[9:00:06 PM] Kenji!: Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
[9:00:09 PM] Kenji!: He just couldn't resistor.
[9:00:45 PM] Ogaman: Eating clocks is very time consuming
[9:00:51 PM] Ogaman: especially if you go back for seconds
[9:00:57 PM] Kenji!: Hah
[9:01:06 PM] Kenji!: I once heard a joke about amnesia...
[9:01:11 PM] Kenji!: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I forgot how it goes.
[9:01:31 PM] Ogaman: Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached
[9:01:44 PM] Kenji!: ^
[9:01:50 PM] Ogaman: I used to have a fear of hurdles
[9:01:52 PM] Ogaman: But I got over it
[9:01:56 PM] Kenji!: I bought a ton of staples and pushpins all for $3.99, plus tacks.
[9:02:28 PM] arya.mason: you guys
[9:02:33 PM] arya.mason: im crying lol
[9:02:44 PM] Ogaman: Once, a window fell into the incinerator
[9:02:51 PM] Ogaman: It was a pane in the ash to get out
[9:02:56 PM] Roughhouse: You guys broke Arya
[9:03:17 PM] ObliviMancer: ObliviMancer is laughing way too hard, there are tears
[9:03:22 PM] Ogaman: A bycicle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired
[9:03:22 PM | Removed 9:03:28 PM] Kenji!: This message has been removed.
[9:03:37 PM] Ogaman: BUT HE KEPT DROPPING ThE BASS
[9:03:40 PM] Kenji!: YOU
[9:03:42 PM] Kenji!: RUINED
[9:03:43 PM] Kenji!: IT
[9:03:48 PM] Kenji!: Kenji! baps Oga with a paper
[9:03:54 PM] Ogaman: (inlove)
[9:03:59 PM] Ogaman: I found the one
[9:04:14 PM] Kenji!: What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
[9:04:16 PM] Ætherious: I am about to take myself and the followers of Aethism with me to space. Because I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
[9:04:16 PM] Kenji!: You have to planet
[9:04:37 PM] Ogaman: A new type of broom came out
[9:04:40 PM | Edited 9:04:55 PM] Roughhouse: You know you're laughing Aeth
[9:04:42 PM] Ogaman: It's sweeping across the nation
[9:04:46 PM] Kenji!: I ate way too much Middle Eastern food
[9:04:51 PM] Kenji!: Now I falafel
[9:05:12 PM] Ogaman: The person who invented the knocker got a no-bell prize
[9:05:19 PM] Ætherious: [9:04 PM] Kenji!:
<<< Now I falafelAs a Turk, that physically hurt.
[9:05:33 PM] Ogaman: Last week, a clown held the door open for me
[9:05:38 PM] Ogaman: I thought it was a nice jester
[9:05:42 PM] Kenji!: How do you make antifreeze?
[9:05:45 PM] Kenji!: Steal her blanket
[9:06:18 PM] Kenji!: There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.
[9:06:24 PM] Kenji!: De-Brie was everywhere
[9:07:29 PM] Ogaman: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
[9:07:34 PM] Ogaman: Nothing, but it let out a little wine
[9:07:39 PM] Kenji!: It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because…
[9:07:41 PM] Kenji!: They always take things literally.
[9:08:00 PM] Ogaman: I knew a woman who owned a taser
[9:08:02 PM] Ogaman: She was stunning
[9:08:09 PM] Kenji!: HAH
[9:08:16 PM] Ogaman: I used to be addicted to soap
[9:08:19 PM] Ogaman: But I'm clean now
[9:08:24 PM] Kenji!: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games
[9:08:28 PM] Kenji!: He said WII
[9:08:54 PM] Ogaman: Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but the heavier ones need a crane
[9:09:10 PM] Kenji!: Did you hear the joke about he german sausage?
[9:09:14 PM] Kenji!: It was the wurst
[9:09:24 PM] Kenji!: What’s the worst thing about ancient orators?
[9:09:29 PM] Kenji!: They tend to Babylon
[9:09:32 PM] Ogaman: I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
[9:09:44 PM] Kenji!: Hahaha
[9:09:52 PM] Kenji!: What do you do with chemists when they die?
[9:09:54 PM] Kenji!: Barium.
[9:10:08 PM] Ogaman: Only if you can't Curium or or Helium!
[9:10:13 PM] Ætherious: Oh, chemistry jokes, wonderful.
[9:10:21 PM] Kenji!: The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.
[9:10:29 PM] Roughhouse: Stop being a sour puss Aeth
[9:10:29 PM] Kenji!: But all I wanted was one night stand
[9:10:34 PM] Roughhouse: Enjoy the jokes
[9:10:46 PM] ObliviMancer: There was this girl who said she couldn't even
[9:10:52 PM] ObliviMancer: everyone finds her odd now
[9:11:01 PM] Kenji!: What's Forrest Gump's password?
[9:11:32 PM] Ogaman: I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to try and ketchup to us Mancer, but leave this to the big kids
[9:11:39 PM] Kenji!: haha
[9:11:50 PM] ObliviMancer: x_x
[9:12:09 PM] Roughhouse: You tried Allison
[9:12:14 PM] Roughhouse: I respect you for that
[9:12:15 PM] Ætherious: Ætherious plays the worlds smallest violin
[9:12:20 PM] Ogaman: My new theory on inertia isn't gaining any momentum
[9:12:29 PM] Kenji!: Pfffffffaaaaaahahahahahaha
[9:13:12 PM] Ogaman: This is it
[9:13:15 PM] Ogaman: The one
[9:13:32 PM] Ogaman: I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
[9:13:48 PM] Ogaman: Plus, their food was a little too Greecey
[9:14:11 PM] Roughhouse: Roughhouse pats Aeth on the back
[9:14:18 PM] Roughhouse: I respect your native land
[9:14:35 PM] Ogaman: Pencils could have erasers on both ends, but there would be no point
[9:14:57 PM | Edited 9:15:07 PM] Ogaman: The dead batteries were given away free of charge
[9:15:07 PM] Kenji!: Why do ambassadors never get sick?
[9:15:07 PM] Kenji!: Diplomatic immunity.
[9:15:59 PM] Ogaman: Two hats were hanging on a coat rack in a hallway. One hat says to the other 'you stay here, I'll go on a head'
[9:16:36 PM] Kenji!: Without geometry, life is pointless
[9:16:48 PM] Kenji!: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
[9:17:04 PM] ObliviMancer: i tried to go on a date with this triangle, but he was too plane
[9:17:08 PM] Ogaman: The magician got so frustrated that he pulled his hare out
[9:17:15 PM] Kenji!: Mancer
[9:17:19 PM] Kenji!: THAT one was good
[9:17:24 PM] ObliviMancer: :33
[9:17:46 PM] Ogaman: Did you hear about the crime that happened in the parking garage?
[9:17:52 PM] Ogaman: It was wrong on so many levels
[9:17:57 PM] Kenji!: HAH
[9:18:17 PM] Ogaman: Novice pirates make terrible singers
[9:18:23 PM] Ogaman: cause they can't hit the high seas
[9:19:08 PM] Ogaman: Did you hear about the new reversable jackets? I'm really excited to see how they turn out
[9:19:43 PM] ObliviMancer: did you hear the joke about taffy?
[9:19:50 PM] ObliviMancer: it was a bit of a stretch
[9:19:51 PM] Ogaman: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class for being a weapon of math disruption
[9:20:29 PM] Ogaman: I really wanted to get a camoflauge shirt, but I could never find one
[9:20:45 PM] ObliviMancer: there was this really irritating minus sign in my math class, it drove me to subtraction
[9:21:29 PM] Ogaman: Did you hear about the scarecrow?
[9:21:44 PM] Ogaman: Yeah, he got promoted for being outstanding in his field
[9:22:52 PM] Ogaman: Three guys are on a boat, with 4 cigarettes but no lighter, so what do they do?
[9:23:15 PM] Ogaman: They throw one overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
[9:23:58 PM] Ogaman: Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my word
[9:24:18 PM] ObliviMancer: i excel at those types of crimes
[9:24:23 PM] Ogaman: Hi there
[9:24:26 PM] Ogaman: I'm oga
[9:24:26 PM | Edited 9:24:31 PM] ObliviMancer: its one of my power points
[9:24:29 PM] Ogaman: Nice to meet you
[9:25:00 PM] Roughhouse: I don't know where Kenji went...
[9:25:09 PM] Roughhouse: Ary's eating dinner
[9:25:13 PM] ObliviMancer: half an hour of puns was just too much
[9:25:40 PM] Ætherious: You sent Kenji onto the Pun Pain Train.
[9:25:45 PM] Ætherious: He didn't have a ticket.
[9:25:46 PM] Ætherious: Well done
May 2 2015, 09:07 PM
So, here we are, by the grace of our friendly neighborhood staff, Team SOAL, consisting of Serah, Owen, Adelheid, and Lupus has been formed.
And this is their thread.
So, let's get started. You all probably know I play Owen by now, probably read a few of his posts already, and know a bit of his history, so I won't bother describing him.
At the moment I'd like to get a thread started with all four of them in the dorms at some point to run through the good ol' preliminary introductions (at least in Adel's and Serah's case, as Owen already knows Lupus from the 1.0 days).
Any thoughts, questions, or other ideas you guys have?